Wednesday, February 07, 2007
10 Ways to Tell if You Have CF
2. You have more pills in your coin-purse than coins
3. Your bra size is a 38AAA
4. You eat more than the rest of your combined family members
5. Your call your doctor more than you call your best friend. In fact, he's on speed-dial.
6. You refer to phlegm wads as "lung oysters"
7. You've mastered the art of showering with a portion of your torso encased in plastic wrap
8. A bathroom scene in a gross-out movie does not even come CLOSE to what you can "doo"
9. You've spent your 401k on hospital bills and medications and you're not even 30
10. A "tune up" happens to you more often than it does your car