Thursday, February 28, 2008
The Lighter Side of Tuneups
Okay folks, I know this is a tad on the goofy side, but I can't get this tune out of my head, and being the creative type I've been singing my own lyrics to it. It's to the tune of "Do You Hear the People Sing" from the Broadway musical, Les Miserables.
Do you hear the patients sing
singing the songs of angry men;
it is the music of a people who need IV meds again;
when the wheezing in your chest
keeps you from getting enough rest
there's a tuneup about to start when tomorrow comes.
Will they put a PICC line in?
or access that portacath?
Soon the drugs will begin
when the pharmacist does his math.
it will be harder to shower and harder to take a bath!
even though breathing is so tough;
it is the music of the people with inhalers that go *puff*!
When the PFTs go down
and our mucus turns to brown
there's a tuneup about to start when tomorrow comes!